Intro:
D G A D , D G A x2
Verse 1:
D A D
Got a lotta heart ache
D A D
He's a fucking weasel
G A G
His issues make my mind ache
A G A
Wanna make a deal
D A D
Cause I love your little motions
D A D
You with your pigtails
G A G
What a nice creation
A G A
Worth another night in jail
Interlude:
D D/F# Em G A Bm A/C#
Chorus 1:
D
He's a
player diarrhea giver
tried to
grow his hair out
D/F# Em
when friends
were listening to Slayer
G
I would like
to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out
with mom and
trying on
his father's tights
G
Life just
sucks
A
I lost the
one
D
I'm giving
up
Bm
she found
someone but
G
There's
plenty more
A Bm
A/C# D G A D G A
Girls are
such a drag
Verse 2:
D A D
So all you little ladies
D A D
Be sure to choose the right guys
G A G
You'll come back to me maybe
A G A
I'll shower you with lies
D A D Em D
Got
a lotta heart ache
D A D
He's a fucking weasel
G A G
Decisions make my mind ache
A G A
Wanna make a deal
Interlude:
D D/F# Em G A Bm A/C#
Chorus 2:
D
Ease away
the problems
and the pain
The girl
chose the
guy
D/F#
that makes
you wanna
Em
kick and
scream
G
All along
you wish
that she
would stay
A Bm
Fuck the guy
that took
A/C#
and ran away
yeah
D
He's a
player diarrhea giver
tried to
grow his hair out
D/F# Em
when friends
were listening to Slayer
G
I would like
to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out
with mom and
trying on
his father's tights
G
Life just
sucks
A
I lost the
one
D
I'm giving
up
Bm
she found
someone but
G
There's
plenty more
A Bm
A/C#
Girls are
such a drag
Interlude:
D G A
x3, D G(hold)
Chorus 3:
G
Fuck this
place
A
I lost the
war
D
I hate you
all
Bm
your mom's a
whore
G
Where's my
dog?
A
Cause girls
Bm
A/C# D D(hold)
are such
a drag