C G
christmas
eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
C G
It`s
christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
A
And I hate,
hate, hate your guts,
F
I hate,
hate, hate your guts,
C
G F
And I'll
never talk to you again,
F
unless your
dad will suck me off
C G F
I'll never
talk to you again
F
unless your
mom will touch my cock
C G F
I'll never
talk to you again
F
ejaculate
into a sock
C G F
I'll never
talk to you again,
G C
I'll never
talk to you again
C G
It's Labor
day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
C G
It`s Labor day
and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
A
and he shit
shit shits his pants.
F
He's alway's
fuckin' shittin his pants
C
G F
And I'll
never talk to you again
F
unless your
dad will suck me off
C G
F
I'll never
talk to you again
F
unless your
mom will touch my cock
C G F
I'll never
talk to you again
F
ejaculate
into a sock
C G F
I'll never
talk to you again,
G C
I'll never
talk to you again