Intro:
Tom:
No we ain't
gonna take it
unless it's
from a doverman
pincher
Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your
listening pleasure
Blinkgooey
gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G--
x3
D--Bm--A--G--
x2
Verse 1:
D Bm
Passively one day as the
A G
sun rose out
of it's house
D Bm
So did this little old guy as
A G
he whistled
out of his mouth
D
Bm
And happily
and gay Well
A G
I guess not
exactly that
D Bm
Because he
found a special girl
A G
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
D G
He fell in love so quickly
D Bm A D
What the hell was he to expect
Bm
That the
girl under his
A G
arm wasn't
the same
D G D
As any other girl That he
Bm
A D
had thought
that he once met
A G
I guess you
could only blame fate
Interlude:
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
D Bm
Things started getting
A
weird as
they started to
G D
Bm
kiss She
often felt his
A
beard and remembered
G
how her
father she'd missed
D Bm
And then
quietly one day
A
He sang a
song from
G
deep within
his heart
D Bm
Causing some ingestion
A
He finished with a
G
great big
fart and
Chorus 2:
D G
She knew at that one moment
D Bm
That song was something
A
D
she'd heard
before
D Bm
So she asked him
A
G
to do it
again
D G
Then out the door they hurried
D Bm A
D
She was gonna find out for sure
Bm A G
So she
analyzed his rear end
Beat
Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
D
She said
When I was a little
Bm A G
girl my dad
left my mom
D Bm
He used to always fart and
A G
sing this
special song
D Bm
Now I wasn't
quite so sure
A G
until your
pants did fall
D Bm
Cause now I
know that you're my
A G
dad because
you use ben wah balls
D
I said a wah
wah wah-wah-wah
Bm A
G
Wah
wah-wah-wah wah
D Bm
ben wha
balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
A G
Wah
wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude:
Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G--
x2, D(hold)